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Topic Started: Jan 31 2008, 07:22 PM (106 Views)
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2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old,
Perfect markings, 555-1234.
Leave mess.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward.
Neutered. Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant.
Fine food expertly served by
waitresses in appetizing forms.

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken
or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady
with thick legs and large drawers.

Now is your chance to have your ears
pierced and get an extra pair to
take home, too.

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine
operators in factory.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit
and produce at night.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery.
We do it carefully by hand.

For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German
Sheppard and an Alaskan Hussy.

Great Dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses from
grandmother in beautiful condition.

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond
of children.

Vacation Special: have your home
exterminated.

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop
for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely
pool while you drink it all in.

Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Toaster: A gift that every member of the
family appreciates.
Automatically burns toast.

Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress,
but so serviceable that lots of women wear
nothing else.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

Man, honest. Will take anything.

Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in,
$200 a month. References required.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.
Must be willing to travel.

UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be
cheated? Come here first!

Christmans tag-sale. Handmade gifts for
the hard-to-find person.

Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth
potential.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that
does not smoke or drink.

3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school.
Experience preferred.

Our experienced Mom will care of your
child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks
included.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply
the tops.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and
delivery. Try us once, you'll never go
anywhere again.

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Girl wanted to assist magician in
cutting-off-head illusion.
Blue Cross and salary.

Wanted. Widower with school-age
children requires person to assume
general housekeeping duties. Must
be capable of contributing to growth
of family.

And now, the Superstore--unequaled
in size, unmatched in variety,
unrivaled inconvenience.

We will oil your sewing machine and
adjust tension in your home for
$1.00.

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