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| Deaf Sex | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 17 2008, 07:58 PM (113 Views) | |
| Saxon | Jan 17 2008, 07:58 PM Post #1 |
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> Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage > they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the > lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. > > After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, > the wife figures out a solution. > > She writes: > > 'Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at > night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my > left breast one time. > > If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast > two times.' > > The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife > if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis > one time. > > If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and > fifty times. |
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