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Deaf Sex
Topic Started: Jan 17 2008, 07:58 PM (113 Views)
Saxon
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> Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage
> they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the
> lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips.
>
> After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings,
> the wife figures out a solution.
>
> She writes:
>
> 'Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at
> night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my
> left breast one time.
>
> If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast
> two times.'
>
> The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife
> if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis
> one time.
>
> If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and
> fifty times.

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