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Grandpa.....What is Sex?
Topic Started: Jan 17 2008, 07:57 PM (119 Views)
Saxon
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An out-of-breath 7 year-old girl ran up to her grandfather, who was
tinkering in his workshop, and confronted him with the universally dreaded
(by adults) question. What is sex...?"

He was surprised she'd ask such a question at her age, but thought if she's
old enough to ask, she's old enough to get a straight answer. He wouldn't
shirk his responsibility. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he
proceeded to describe for her all the variations of human sexuality he could
conjure, careful to impress upon her the joys and responsibilities of
intercourse and procreation.

When finally Grandpa was done telling all, the little girl stood
frozen, as though nailed to the spot, and looked at him with her
mouth open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing she was overwhelmed, he asked what caused her sudden curiosity. His
granddaughter shook off her reverie and replied, "Grandma says dinner will
be ready in a couple of secs."
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