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| The Most Amazing Surgeries of ALL Time | |
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| Topic Started: Dec 3 2007, 02:44 PM (110 Views) | |
| Saxon | Dec 3 2007, 02:44 PM Post #1 |
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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England. The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics. The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs." Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blond hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's running for President. |
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