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| Topic Started: Sep 24 2007, 12:49 PM (97 Views) | |
| Saxon | Sep 24 2007, 12:49 PM Post #1 |
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WOULD YOU RE-MARRY?? > > > A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife > looks over at him and asks the question.... > > WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" > > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" > > WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" > > HUSBAND: "Of course I do." > > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" > > HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." > > WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) > > HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) > > WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" > > HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." > > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" > > HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" > > WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" > > HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." > > WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" > > HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." > > WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" > > HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." > > WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" > > HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." > > WIFE: -- silence -- > > HUSBAND: "shit." |
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| loveandbeloved nli | Sep 24 2007, 02:00 PM Post #2 |
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