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WOULD YOU RE-MARRY??
Topic Started: Sep 24 2007, 12:49 PM (97 Views)
Saxon
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WOULD YOU RE-MARRY??
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> A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
> looks over at him and asks the question....
>
> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>
> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>
> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
>
> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
>
> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
>
> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
>
> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>
> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
>
> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
>
> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
>
> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
>
> HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
>
> WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
>
> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
>
> WIFE: -- silence --
>
> HUSBAND: "shit."
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LOL!

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