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KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO
Topic Started: Sep 19 2007, 01:01 PM (76 Views)
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KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO



Alabama

Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity.
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Alaska

11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!



Arizona

Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.



Arkansas

Literacy Ain't Everythang.



California

By 30, Our Women Have More

Plastic Than Your Honda.



Colorado

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.



Connecticut

Like Massachusetts , only smaller.



Delaware

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.



Florida

Ask Us About Our Grand kids

And Our Voting Skills.



Georgia

We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.



Hawaii

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)



Idaho

More Than Just Potatoes.

Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good



Illinois

Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"



Indiana

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free



Iowa

We Do Amazing Things With Corn



Kansas

First Of The Rectangle states



Kentucky

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names



Louisiana

We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.



Maine

We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster



Maryland

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It



Massachusetts

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt



Michigan

First Line Of Defense From The Canadians



Minnesota

10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes



Mississippi

Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State



Missouri

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work



Montana

Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections



Nebraska

Ask About Our State Motto Contest



Nevada

Hookers and Poker!



New Hampshire

Go Away And Leave Us Alone



New Jersey

You Want A ##$%##! Motto?

I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!



New Mexico

Lizards Make Excellent Pets



New York

You Have The Right To Remain Silent,

You Have The Right To An Attorney

And No Right To Self Defense!



North Carolina

Tobacco Is A Vegetable



North Dakota

We Really Are One Of The 50 States!



Ohio

At Least We're Not Michigan



Oklahoma

Like The Play, But No Singing



Oregon

Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner



Pennsylvania

Cook With Coal



Rhode Island

We're Not REALLY An Island



South Carolina

Remember The Civil War?

Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet!



South Dakota

Closer Than North Dakota



Tennessee

Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum



Texas

Se Hable Ingles



Utah

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus



Vermont

Too liberal for the Kennedys



Virginia

Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?



Washington

Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!



West Virginia

One Big Happy Family...Really!



Wisconsin

Come Cut the Cheese!



Wyoming

Where Men are Men and the Sheep are Scared.

Home of Brokeback Mountain



The District of Columbia

The Work-Free Drug Place
Faithful and True
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