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Spaghetti
Topic Started: Aug 2 2007, 06:02 PM (109 Views)
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Spaghetti

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for
several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous,
she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his
reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of
money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed,
but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card and
write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for
child support payments to begin.

One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused
wife. His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange
post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The
wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read
the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread...




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just as well that he is (was) wealthy!

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