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Zen Sarcasm; ..sent in email to me..lol.
Topic Started: Jun 21 2007, 05:39 PM (217 Views)
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Zen Sarcasm

>1-Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I
>may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the
>hell alone.
>
>2-The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky
>tire.
>
>3-It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
>neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
>
>4-Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
>
>5-Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
>
>6-Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
>
>7-If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
>payments.
>
>8-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That
>way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
>
>9-If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
>
>10-Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and
>he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
>
>11-If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
>worth it.
>
>12-If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
>
>13-Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
>
>14-Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
>15-The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it
>back in your pocket.
>
>16-A closed mouth gathers no foot.
>
>17-Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and
>it holds the universe together.
>
>18-There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
>
>19-Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
>
>20-Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
>
>21-Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>
>22-Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
>the same night.

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Hi all,

re: that last one, well I disagree. It all depends on 'where' you fall asleep. :sleepin:

OK, so a bed would not be at all wholesome, not under these circumstances - but given a chance people often like to sleep in the afternoons too, and frequently this is done whilst sitting in armchairs... so maybe this sort of armchair could be the ideal solution???

:D :flush:

Simon :sleeping:


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