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Dolly v.s. Queen Elizabeth; Who's going to heaven?
Topic Started: Jun 21 2007, 10:51 AM (98 Views)
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Dolly Parton


and Queen Elizabeth




die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.




Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason


Why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says,
"Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure


It will please the angels to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier
out of her purse,



shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.



The Angel says,


"OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel,
"but even in Heaven,

a royal flush



beats a pair -- no matter how big they are!"
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