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| Topic Started: Jun 7 2007, 12:23 PM (134 Views) | |
| Saxon | Jun 7 2007, 12:23 PM Post #1 |
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ." And they say blondes are dumb... -------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." -------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. -------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor -------------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. -------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trust worthy. -------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. -------------------------------------------- Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe. -------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals" |
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| Guest | Jun 8 2007, 03:51 PM Post #2 |
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most unfair and very sexist Simon
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| simple simon | Jun 8 2007, 03:53 PM Post #3 |
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opps, I forgot to log in - - must have been the effect of what I was reading... !!!! (my excuse) (loved them really) Simon
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| Loveandbeloved | Jun 8 2007, 04:07 PM Post #4 |
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