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DR. COYOTE'S STORY TIME:; A Nutritional Myth*:
Topic Started: Apr 4 2006, 03:29 AM (231 Views)
Ol' Griz
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Creator populated the earth with broccoli, cauliflower, spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so the People would live long and healthy lives.


And Coyote created fast food which brought forth the ¢.99 cheeseburger.
Coyote said to Man, "want fries with that?"
And Man said, "Super size them, and gained pounds.
So Creator created yogurt for people to keep their figures.
And Coyote brought forth chocolate and we gained pounds.
So Creator said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
And Coyote brought forth ice cream and we gained pounds.
So Creator said, "I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil to cook them."
And Coyote brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.
And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.
So Creator brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.
And Coyote brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.
And Man gained pounds and Creator said, "You're running up the score, Coyote."
So Creator brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.
And Coyote peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep fat fried them. And he created ranch dip also.
And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol.
And Coyote saw and said, "It is good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest.
Creator sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
So Coyote created Insurance, HMO's, and Indian Health Services.




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"Lemeca Akicita, wau welo!"
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Loveandbeloved
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How true! Good one, Griz!

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:seesaw: :applause:

i will have to remember that one griz
i want to share it with my children (if i am lucky enought to have any)
i think it may help them to see the folly in the " wants " and the basic truth of what we realy need.

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i am worth more than money, time, effort, and all things outside of me, and also i am worth no more than the least of the lowest one.
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