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Chuck Norris
Topic Started: Oct 20 2006, 07:36 PM (373 Views)
Doomtell
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Hey guys, as you know this is the humor post thing. Well i got a question. Who acctually thinks Chuck Norris jokes are funny. I dont know how to make a poll, and i know this is a humor post. But sadly some people think Chuck Norris is funny. Well if you think he is post here with a Chuck Norris joke, and try to make me laugh. I promise you this is gonna be hard. Can you take the task! :unpunk:
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Byth
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

They once tried to carve Chuck Norris' face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Scorpeon17
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LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: . All of them wern't funny but a lot were.
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Doomtell
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Byth you suck. You got me to laugh at some. <_< Well these were 2 that made me laugh. They once tried to carve Chuck Norris' face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Scorpeon17
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I realy liked these, LOL.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

huck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Scorpeon17
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I heard a new Chuck Norris joke today.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the Dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Doomtell
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lol
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Shadow_Blade321
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Lol niiice one
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Klimmtog
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...Chuck Norris...
Out of ALL the people and jokes....
...Chuck Norris.....................
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mannigan123
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Hah. We do flour babies in health class. And my friend is gonna put a picture of chuck norris on his :).
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i got a t-shirt that says
after a night of drinking chuck norris doesnt throw up
chuck norris throws down
:D
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