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Why the new TMNT movie will suck.
Topic Started: Mar 28 2014, 01:45 AM (293 Views)
Duzzy
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If you haven't seen, today the shitty fucking trailer for the new TMNT movie came out. Here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjsWpM9zFU


So why does it suck? A few angry reasons

1: It's an origin story. I'm getting pretty fucking sick of these. The first TMNT movie had NO origin. It was just turtles with a brief scene of Splinter saying "Ooze spelled on us and we became ninjas or whatever" and that's all it needed. This whole shit of "OOOOO We tried to make mutants to save the crime filled city!" We don't need to know that and I'm sick that every damn new action/superhero movie tries to turn itself into a franchise by having an origin story. Batman wasn't an origin story. X-Men wasn't an origin story. You can make a successful franchise without needing to explain how these heroes were created.

2: The turtles look like shit. The mocap is AMAZING though. Their animation is very fluid and real looking, but the turtles look like fucking monsters. I know mutant turtles aren't really the sexiest thing, but like I thought the costumes in the first TMNT looked great! It looked real cause well, it was real! It was a costume and not just pixels from a computer. I'm not against CGI at all and I know it's tough to make a mutant turtle look real, but how about more appealing and not real? I don't even want to look at them, they're freaky and will probably scare off kids.

3: Megan Fox. The c*nt can't act. And judging by the fact that she didn't say a word in the trailer, they know that too.

4: Why are the turtles on a mountain? I thought the CITY was in danger. Why the fuck are they on a mountain-

5: It looks bland. Lens flares, modern New York, which by the way has done a great job tackling crime, for story sake you think a crime filled New York would be more grimy? I mean you can make it look like anything you want, it's your story, why not make it grimy and have character?

6: That FUCKING bass. Someone, for the love of God, stop that FUCKING BASS NOISE! I can't stand it anymore in trailers.

7: April O'Neils Father? Who fucking cares? A white Shredder? What? Why not just keep it simple. A JAPANESE Shredder leads a gang of thugs to take over New York, only the Turtles can stop them.

I want a good Turtles movie and had some faith, I mean how bad can you fuck up the Turtles? The new show however is fantastic. It's simple, each Turtle actually looks different, they have a fresh take on April O'Neil. Fuck this movie, fuck Michael Bay, fuck Megan Fox, fuck that bass noise, fuck origin stories, I'm gonna go watch the original TMNT movie. It's not a fantastic movie or anything, but it knows what it is. A silly martial arts movie for kids and it doesn't just accept it, it goes all the way with it and made a very good memorable movie.


Also, I would've wrote out c*nt, but the site changed it to vegetable...
Edited by Duzzy, Mar 28 2014, 01:50 AM.



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Did anyone really expect something better from Michael Bay? If so they are hopelessly clueless to what he does to known series' The guy honestly gives no shits about the original storyline or even other spinoff storylines and just completely breaks apart everything that is even remotely relevant to it.
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This was rather Epic Duzzy, Bass Noise "Damn".... IDK I saw the Trailer for the First time yesterday and I was like... MEH. I will watch the movie and judge for myself but Megan Fox leaves little hope for a good TMNT movie. Like you I still enjoy the "OG" movie better.
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I don't think it looks half bad.

I sat through the third movie and the CGI movie... this looks better than those, at least.
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i saw a nickelodeon film and it was set in stone.
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1. Michael Bay
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Mar 30 2014, 02:45 AM
1. Michael Bay
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I take it you didn't enjoy Pearl Harbor.

I know. I know. I'm hoping against hope. I do that a lot. hell, I hate Snyder ans still tried to like Man of Steel.

It didn't work, but HEY! I got feel good for a little bit. It just can't be worse than the third movie or the crappy live action show.

All it has to do is not suck for one movie. Bay achieved this with the first Transformers. It wasn't perfect, but it didn't suck. I was fine with it.

The others, not so much.
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Mar 30 2014, 04:00 AM
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Mar 30 2014, 02:45 AM
1. Michael Bay
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I take it you didn't enjoy Pearl Harbor.

I know. I know. I'm hoping against hope. I do that a lot. hell, I hate Snyder ans still tried to like Man of Steel.

It didn't work, but HEY! I got feel good for a little bit. It just can't be worse than the third movie or the crappy live action show.

All it has to do is not suck for one movie. Bay achieved this with the first Transformers. It wasn't perfect, but it didn't suck. I was fine with it.

The others, not so much.
To be fair in my opinion there is a lot more leniency with what he could get away with for a Transformers movie then a TMNT movie. However it'd still possible that the movie can be decent I just see no point in having any hope towards it.

Just have the lowest expectations and if it actually ends up decent then it'd be a nice surprise.
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