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25 Things To Do Before I Die.
Topic Started: Nov 11 2010, 09:39 PM (415 Views)
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Yes, I like all of you, will one day die. Um...agh...what?


So, ya! There are many things to do in life, so I thought out of the hundreds of things, let's do a list of 25. 25 things I want to do before I die! Call it a bucket list, I call it a head start, these are my goals to accomplish what I would feel is a complete life. First three will be posted later tonight or tomorrow.
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That's actually quite funny, I was thinking about this myself the other day. I was thinking about writing them down so that I could either have the joy of crossing things out or find it in 20 years time with nothing done and get really depressed.

Ultimately, if I had the amount of money, time and so on to do anything I want, this is my ultimate "to do before I die" goal:

A road trip across America in a '69 Chevy, visiting every American state, city and landmark mentioned in all Bruce Springsteen's songs, either ending or starting (or both) in Asbury Park.

That, or have a threesome with Amy Adams and Isla Fisher. :<3:

But on a list of things that are actually possible to do, go to Canada is on that list. I'm hoping I can do Wrestlemania and that in the one go some time soon...
Edited by somekindofbrady, Nov 12 2010, 01:35 AM.


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Own a home theatre system
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Only mine is gonna be bad ass! I'm talking real 35mm projectors! Hell, 70! Let's have an imax theatre in my house! Ok....that's a bit of a stretch, but man watching your favourite film on it's 35mm print is just amazing. I plan to make this very close to real theatre standards, yes theatre not theater, fuck theater. Popcorn machines, fucking drinks the size of your head, those butter dispenser things and boom! 35mm projector. You gotta think big in this world.

Finish Reading Neuromancer
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Some...I dunno 7 months ago, I discovered this culture called Cyber Punk. Well I always knew it's existence, but I actually became interested in the subject. When you start on any subject, start from the start. Neuromancer created Cyber Punk. I've read about 70 pages of this 300 something page book. I plan on finishing one day, like I've enjoyed what I've read. There's this chick who has these razors that come out underneath her finger nails. It's like Lady Deathstrike!....only dressed as some whoreish Cyber Punk babe!....YA!

Meet Conan O'Brien
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Conan is everywhere now. All over the place. He's gotten extremely popular. I would love to meet him because he is a hero of mine. Produced Season 4 of The Simpsons, a very meaty great season up there with the best of The Simpsons. Lookwell, his unsuccessful TV pilot starring Adam West, is the best pilot I have ever watched. He's a brilliant writer, funny guy, and seems really nice. I often think of his quote in the last Tonight Show episode: "Nobody get's what they want out of life, but if you work hard and you're kind amazing things can happen." Well Coco, I plan on working very hard and staying extra kind if I can accomplish some of the amazing things on this list.
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Discover Nazi Gold
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How cool would it be to find gold? Like really cool! You'll have a great amount of wealth...now...What about Nazi Gold? BOOM! You got a jackpot on your hands. Put Nazi in front of any word and it gains value. Example "I was hanging around town and I picked up a Nazi Hooker." Everyones reaction: "She was a Nazi?" BOOM! Right there everyone forgets you picked up a hooker, instead you picked up a Nazi. To clarify the rules on this, this must be owned by real Nazi's of the Third Reich. Not some racist fucker's wedding ring in his backyard.

Go on an Airplane
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Yes, I have never been on an airplane. I've traveled to the United States before, but by car. Where would I go? Hmm... I dunno. I like Europe. Japan would be wicked. My one friend moved to the UK and it looks pretty rad, maybe the UK I shall go. I got it! UK and then backpack through Europe. I'll meet many many attractive Nazi Hookers.

Learn Another Language
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I have been studying Japanese for the last month. I'm...meh. It's a tough language to pick up. It's very odd, yet extremely proper. So the day I can have a real discussion with someone in another language, then I consider that I have learnt that language. Other languages I would like to learn: French, Spanish, Ancient Egyptian, and Ebonics.



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Win an Award for Something
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Yes, yours truly has never won a first place award of any kind. So this seems like a fair goal. Win something. You know how much I don't care? I just posted a Razzie. A razzie! These are given to the worst of the film industry every year. Pretty much every Oscar category is there. But...hmm...an Oscar...now that's something I should set my mind to.


Run for Prime Minister
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Because Harper is a wack bitch yo. In all seriousness, I will run for Prime Minister. Yes! I don't know what I have to do first, like be a Mayor or Senator. But damn it, I'll do it. I have a slogan ready to. Ready for it? Ok...ok...ok.... "We need a revolution to rip the system." YES! BOOM! I'll get the young adults who don't know any better and I'll get the old people that know the truth. I can taste those meaty votes right now.

...Or President!
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Why not? I can rule the world! Ruling the world is something I've always wanted to do, thanks to all those hours of Pinky and the Brain. If a black man can become President, why not a Canadian? Don't go on and tell me the rules of legislation and all that jibble jabble. I even have a slogan ready...Ok...ok..ready for it...ok..."We need a revolution to rip the system." BOOM! YES! Fucking ya! I can feel my rise in popularity as I become President of the United Socialist States of America. The good ol USSA.



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Duzzy for president!
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Direct a Full Length Movie
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I'm getting there. I'm getting there. In due time. Of course what would classify in this goal? I mean I can make a shitty full length movie right now. The rule: Must be played in a festival or released in theatres (limited or wide). I have a few 90+ page written scripts ready. Give me money and a crew and I'll see what I can do. Yo dawg, that rhymed!

Anne Hathaway
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Win A Street Fighter Tournament
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That is Daigo Umehara. The king of street fighter. Last year and this year he won a 1000+ man tournament in Las Vegas. I do play a lot of Super Street Fighter 4 and I find I do play it quite well. I'd like compete in more Tournaments. The only problem they are all about an hour away from myself. I'd have to pay for parking, entry fee, lunch. It adds up. I think though, I can accomplish this if I try. No matter how big or small, I want to place first.

Be on Price is Right (Bob Barker Reunion Special)
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Drew Carrey is not a bad replacement at all....he's just not Bob Barker! Bob Barker went on Raw and was the best Raw GM since Eric Bischoff. Barker is that amazing. To meet him...no wait...to be on the stage with him...no wait...to play Plinko with him!...NO!...WAIT!...To stand beside him as I win a poorly made American car! FUCKING BOOM! I want to do this! I've wanted to do this since I was like 4!
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Climb a Mountain
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Because Brady climbed one and it would be wicked to climb one. It would be wicked and cool and fun and challenging and and and and damn it I'm just jealous of Brady! If he can do it I can!...If I ever get to it. Damn procrastination.

Meet Tommy Wiseau
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Come on now. HUGE FAN! I love The Room. It's the most entertaining movie I have ever experienced. I also love his new comedy horror "The House That Drips Blood on Alex". Meeting Tommy would just be so great. He seems like a nice fun guy. We'd chill and talk about movies and shit.

See a Wrestling Show in MSG
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Arguably the best venue to watch wrestling. I must be the judge of that! I mean, how can any city beat Toronto?! We did the wave during a match once. A FUCKING WAVE! I guess you know, it's New York. A good city, but I must judge that. Ideally this would be a Wrestlemania, but anything would be cool. A different ppv, house show, raw, whatever.



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Climb a Mountain
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Because Brady climbed one and it would be wicked to climb one. It would be wicked and cool and fun and challenging and and and and damn it I'm just jealous of Brady! If he can do it I can!...If I ever get to it. Damn procrastination.
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Own a House in Fiji
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Get this right, you can get a house, like an average sized home in fiji for about $280,000. Not to mention a lot of land. I wouldn't live there of course all year round, but during these crazy ass Canadian winters, I wouldn't mind going to a cottage in Fiji for like January to March. Warm weather, nice water, trees and shit. I'd love it as a cottage home.

Own a Slushi machine
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Boy, do I love slushi's! Or Slurpee's. Or Icee's. Whatever, you get the picture. In my youth I purchased several so called Slushi Machines, only for them to turn out to be a 25 dollar ice crusher marketed towards kids. Fucking crappy. I want the real deal, a real machine. I've seen them on Kijiji and Ebay. They cost a few grand, but it would be worth it in the long run. Home made slushis as I watch movies in my home theatre room...Ahhh...so nice.

Finish EWA Extreme Revival
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One match....One...more...match! I'm also at the point of wondering if it would even be worth it. Months of hype and anticipation and maybe it's only a mediocre EWA show. That would mean I would actually have to make another real last show to satisfy you animals! But...one...more...match....one more match....one...more...fucking...match! I have to get this done. I have to get it done before the year is over! Damn it, it shall be finished!



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Own an Arcade Machine
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Don't really care what game. Street Fighter, Pac-Man, X-Men, Simpsons Arcade Game, Ms. Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, or this one bad ass thing I saw. It's an emulator so it has like over 100 games and has a keg built in it! Ya, my keg is going to be full of delicious Coca Cola. This machine will be right beside my slushi machine. I told you my home theatre was going to be amazing. Fuck man, you're gonna have an arcade machine in the fucking lobby! This is godlike!

Meet Alejandro Jodorowsky
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One of my favourite directors, meeting this man would be amazing! My old film teacher met him and I was insanely jealous! What would I discuss with him? I dunno. Life, movies, it's so hard to say what I'll talk about to this guy. Maybe he'll offer me some acid or something. Man, you know how hard that'll be to me to say no? Like...fuck peer pressure, this is one of your favourite people and he wants to trip balls with you all day! I want to start reading his comics. One that looked like a good starting comic is around 70 bucks on amazon. That's more than what I spent on his box set that had all (but one) of his movies!

Write a Book
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Be it, autobiography or fiction. Wouldn't it just be pure rad to write a book? Maybe in this day and age it's different, I guess I would be writing an e-book of some kind or like...a book app or whatever the fuck Apple does. I'm guessing it would be sexy, yet funny. Raunchy yet high brow. Surreal yet realistic. A book that would revolutionize the way we read books forever! Boom! I don't know how I'm going to pull that one out of my ass.


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Travel in Time
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Time....Is it really that time again? Well traveling in time is something I've wanted to do since...I don't know how long. Some of my favourite movies include time travel (T2, Back to the Future). I find the idea behind it fascinating and you know what else? Stephen Hawking has found several ways to travel forward in time! They'll cost trillions of dollars and we don't have the current technology at all to do it, but it can be done! But, I'd love to travel back in time. That time, is the 60's and 70's. Travelling forward in time is cool I guess, but remember you won't be able to go back. Once you are there, you are there forever. The music is reversible, but time is not.


Travel Into Another Dimension
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Because maybe somethings I would like to do aren't even possible to do and I don't even know that they exist! Who knows what this universe holds and who knows what another dimension holds? I think our 3 dimensions (4 if you include the space around us) would be enough, but what would a fifth dimension hold? Let's put it like this. Homer Simpson went from his second dimension into a third dimension. So what is next for us? What can differ? Like...would smell or hearing be visual or something? Who knows! But it would be awesome to experience.


Not Die
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What? If I don't die my chances of accomplishing all my goals increase dramatically! If I don't die, I can watch the universe die before me! I admit this is a bit of a cheap goal, but how about just immortality? The idea that my spirit won't die, either through reincarnation or an after life or being a ghost. How cool would it be to be a ghost?! It would be so awesome! I'd haunt somewhere cool like...uh...Disneyland. I'll haunt Disneyland and claim it as my own territory.
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