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Interesting ways to kill yourself
Topic Started: Mar 24 2010, 08:58 PM (496 Views)
TKS
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This topic is kinda fucked up, but my sense of humor is dark. :mellow:

- Get an invisible dog collar and walk on the freeway.

- At a social gathering, get everyone's attention, pull out a gun, yell, "the punch is awful," and shoot yourself in your mouth. It's safe to say that person won't bring punch to parties anymore.

- Become a sky-diving instructor and jump out of the plane without a parachute as an example to what happens when you screw around.

- Draw a cartoon version of Humpty from the Digital Underground, but label it as the prophet Muhammad.

- Write a note that says "I saw it on Jackass" and somehow impale yourself with a shopping cart.

- Make a half-sized house and get in it. Put on a red cap, suspenders, and OD on shrooms (good luck).

- Read the bored topic in one sitting.

- Dress up as an Oompa Loompa, write a note that says "I saw it on Jackass" and somehow impale yourself with a skateboard.
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Mar 24 2010, 08:58 PM
- Read the bored topic in one sitting.
I've almost done this before. I was bored.



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King Duzzy
Mar 24 2010, 09:15 PM
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Mar 24 2010, 08:58 PM
- Read the bored topic in one sitting.
I've almost done this before. I was bored.
I did do this before.

Sure, it only had a couple of replies at the time, but still.
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Mar 24 2010, 08:58 PM
- At a social gathering, get everyone's attention, pull out a gun, yell, "the punch is awful," and shoot yourself in your mouth. It's safe to say that person won't bring punch to parties anymore.

- Write a note that says "I saw it on Jackass" and somehow impale yourself with a shopping cart.

- Dress up as an Oompa Loompa, write a note that says "I saw it on Jackass" and somehow impale yourself with a skateboard.
If ever I am depressed enough, I will debate between these three ways to kill myself.

However I am quite short, so I could totally pull off that Oompa loompa thing.
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Mar 24 2010, 08:58 PM
- Write a note that says "I saw it on Jackass" and somehow impale yourself with a shopping cart.
I always thought about that, how you get people who kill themselves and everyone blames Marylin Manson.

Were I ever to kill myself, I'd write a note blaming same band I really despise want to destroy their career, like 30 Seconds To Mars, or Kings Of Leon. It won't be true, but I might as well make my death interesting, and see if I can take down a major band with me. Of course, I won't see whether or not I do though :mellow:

Unless I fake my own death...
Edited by somekindofbrady, Mar 25 2010, 08:41 AM.


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"Hellion"
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Fall onto a chainsaw.

The man's way to do it.
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-Give yourself a clisma with a chainsaw.
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"Hellion"
Mar 25 2010, 11:53 AM
Fall onto a chainsaw.

The man's way to do it.
I said interesting.


Bida, I don't think that clisma is a word. It's on Urban Dictionary, but I don't see what that definition has to do with chainsaws. :0_o:
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Mar 24 2010, 08:58 PM
- Draw a cartoon version of Humpty from the Digital Underground, but label it as the prophet Muhammad.
fucking A man thats what id do if i cared to die by massive gunfire
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- Jumbo Jet Car Surfing.

- Drink Sprite, and don't piss for 30 minutes.

- Give yourself 10,000 papercuts and jump into a pool of lemon juice.

- DO A BARREL ROLL! Into a moving car.

- Stand on a table in a high school food fight.

- T-Bag the coach.

- Wear short shorts to football practice.

- Call the Tie-Kuan-Do Teacher a pussy.

I can go on forever.
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calvanater
Mar 25 2010, 05:03 PM
- Give yourself 10,000 papercuts and jump into a pool of lemon juice.

- DO A BARREL ROLL! Into a moving car.
:lol:
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