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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 24 2010, 08:58 PM (496 Views) | |
| TKS | Mar 24 2010, 08:58 PM Post #1 |
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This topic is kinda fucked up, but my sense of humor is dark. - Get an invisible dog collar and walk on the freeway. - At a social gathering, get everyone's attention, pull out a gun, yell, "the punch is awful," and shoot yourself in your mouth. It's safe to say that person won't bring punch to parties anymore. - Become a sky-diving instructor and jump out of the plane without a parachute as an example to what happens when you screw around. - Draw a cartoon version of Humpty from the Digital Underground, but label it as the prophet Muhammad. - Write a note that says "I saw it on Jackass" and somehow impale yourself with a shopping cart. - Make a half-sized house and get in it. Put on a red cap, suspenders, and OD on shrooms (good luck). - Read the bored topic in one sitting. - Dress up as an Oompa Loompa, write a note that says "I saw it on Jackass" and somehow impale yourself with a skateboard. |
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| Duzzy | Mar 24 2010, 09:15 PM Post #2 |
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I said I don't want any damn vegetables
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I've almost done this before. I was bored. |
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| TKS | Mar 24 2010, 09:26 PM Post #3 |
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I did do this before. Sure, it only had a couple of replies at the time, but still. |
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| Gemlin | Mar 24 2010, 09:37 PM Post #4 |
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I'm a little lad who loves GWA.
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If ever I am depressed enough, I will debate between these three ways to kill myself. However I am quite short, so I could totally pull off that Oompa loompa thing. |
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| somekindofbrady | Mar 25 2010, 08:40 AM Post #5 |
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Captain Posts-Drunk.
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I always thought about that, how you get people who kill themselves and everyone blames Marylin Manson. Were I ever to kill myself, I'd write a note blaming same band I really despise want to destroy their career, like 30 Seconds To Mars, or Kings Of Leon. It won't be true, but I might as well make my death interesting, and see if I can take down a major band with me. Of course, I won't see whether or not I do though Unless I fake my own death... Edited by somekindofbrady, Mar 25 2010, 08:41 AM.
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| "Hellion" | Mar 25 2010, 11:53 AM Post #6 |
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The Guerilla Son
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Fall onto a chainsaw. The man's way to do it. |
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| bida2 | Mar 25 2010, 02:06 PM Post #7 |
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Oh noes! :o
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-Give yourself a clisma with a chainsaw. |
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| TKS | Mar 25 2010, 03:29 PM Post #8 |
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I said interesting. Bida, I don't think that clisma is a word. It's on Urban Dictionary, but I don't see what that definition has to do with chainsaws.
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| Alex V.1 | Mar 25 2010, 04:46 PM Post #9 |
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fucking A man thats what id do if i cared to die by massive gunfire |
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| Calvanater | Mar 25 2010, 05:03 PM Post #10 |
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- Jumbo Jet Car Surfing. - Drink Sprite, and don't piss for 30 minutes. - Give yourself 10,000 papercuts and jump into a pool of lemon juice. - DO A BARREL ROLL! Into a moving car. - Stand on a table in a high school food fight. - T-Bag the coach. - Wear short shorts to football practice. - Call the Tie-Kuan-Do Teacher a pussy. I can go on forever. |
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| TKS | Mar 25 2010, 05:11 PM Post #11 |
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