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The 25 Most Useless People in Hollywood
Topic Started: Sep 20 2009, 11:33 PM (2,345 Views)
Duzzy
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Megan Fox
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Oh HO! Now we are into the shit right now. We have this grotesque woman. She has toe thumbs. She is a huge bitch with her fights with Michael bay and her refusing to kiss Seth Rogen(I believe it was) on Conan (I believe). She is not attractive. She looks like a dirty prostitute, she can't act, and I hate her. Easily the most overrated hot Hollywood chick ever! Like if you look at the last few hot hyped chicks like Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry, they actually are attractive. They have their own style of personality (Jolie with the craziness and Berry with the classy half black half white style) but sorry Megan, whoreishness is not a style that should be appreciated in Hollywood. Maybe porn.


Tyler Perry
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I just don't get it. Nothing he does is funny. In fact I didn't even know he had a movie coming out, then when it came out a few weeks ago it was number 1 with 23 million dollars. WHAT! What the fuck? Is his fan base of that old mad black chick really that funny to people? Maybe it's his show on TBS, oh wait, no that show sucks. I don't get it. I want to blame it on the race card and say only black people watch his stuff, but that doesn't explain why more talented black people are making movies and stand up shows and not doing as well as him. This puzzles me on such a large degree.

Jennifer Aniston
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I hate Friends. I just don't see the humour behind it. As my Scriptwriting teacher said "Look at a show design and see if you can run with it. How long would a show about friends in an apartment last? 10 fucking years." It's quite clear the show overstayed it's welcome, but Aniston overstayed her welcome much longer then that show. I don't think she's a good actress but the thing I hate the most is her relationship with Brad Pitt. Because that whole thing is carried on over into Brad's relationship to Jolie now, and we get so much shit about Brad still seeing Aniston and it's fucking stupid. Let's be honest, if Brad was still seeing Aniston, Angelina would have found out by now and killed her. Fucking Access Hollywood bullshit.
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Oct 4 2009, 11:42 AM
Megan Fox Posted Image Oh HO! Now we are into the shit right now. We have this grotesque woman. She has toe thumbs. She is a huge bitch with her fights with Michael bay and her refusing to kiss Seth Rogen(I believe it was) on Conan (I believe). She is not attractive. She looks like a dirty prostitute, she can't act, and I hate her. Easily the most overrated hot Hollywood chick ever! Like if you look at the last few hot hyped chicks like Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry, they actually are attractive. They have their own style of personality (Jolie with the craziness and Berry with the classy half black half white style) but sorry Megan, whoreishness is not a style that should be appreciated in Hollywood. Maybe porn.
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I honestlydont see whats so hot
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Oct 4 2009, 11:57 AM
King Duzzy
Oct 4 2009, 11:42 AM
Megan Fox Posted Image Oh HO! Now we are into the shit right now. We have this grotesque woman. She has toe thumbs. She is a huge bitch with her fights with Michael bay and her refusing to kiss Seth Rogen(I believe it was) on Conan (I believe). She is not attractive. She looks like a dirty prostitute, she can't act, and I hate her. Easily the most overrated hot Hollywood chick ever! Like if you look at the last few hot hyped chicks like Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry, they actually are attractive. They have their own style of personality (Jolie with the craziness and Berry with the classy half black half white style) but sorry Megan, whoreishness is not a style that should be appreciated in Hollywood. Maybe porn.
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I honestlydont see whats so hot
Shes hot but there are much nicer looking women out there then her in my opinion
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Oct 4 2009, 01:51 PM
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Oct 4 2009, 11:57 AM
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Oct 4 2009, 11:42 AM
Megan Fox Posted Image Oh HO! Now we are into the shit right now. We have this grotesque woman. She has toe thumbs. She is a huge bitch with her fights with Michael bay and her refusing to kiss Seth Rogen(I believe it was) on Conan (I believe). She is not attractive. She looks like a dirty prostitute, she can't act, and I hate her. Easily the most overrated hot Hollywood chick ever! Like if you look at the last few hot hyped chicks like Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry, they actually are attractive. They have their own style of personality (Jolie with the craziness and Berry with the classy half black half white style) but sorry Megan, whoreishness is not a style that should be appreciated in Hollywood. Maybe porn.
+1 I honestlydont see whats so hot
Shes hot but there are much nicer looking women out there then her in my opinion
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....like Lacey Chabert :wub:

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she is honestly one of the most attractive women i've ever seen
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Or Mila Kunis
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Oct 4 2009, 03:03 PM
Or Mila Kunis
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For sure.
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i quit reading after i saw Tyler Perry
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Jason Friedberg
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The co-creator of Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie. Jason Friedberg is absolutley unfunny and just pathetic. I am glad Disaster Movie bombed. The only reason this guy is anywhere is because of how successful Scary Movie is, but not because of him. I would say Scary Movie 1 and 2 were Wayan bros movies more then this shit heads. I wonder what he's laughing it, he's probably not watching any of his own movies.

Aaron Seltzer
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The co-creator of Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie. Aaron Seltzer is absolutley unfunny and just pathetic. I am glad Disaster Movie bombed. The only reason this guy is anywhere is because of how successful Scary Movie is, but not because of him. I would say Scary Movie 1 and 2 were Wayan bros movies more then this shit heads. I wonder what he's laughing it, he's probably not watching any of his own movies.

Jerry Bruckheimer
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His wallet can squish me like a little piss ant but I don't care. I HATE everything he produces. Those shitty CSI shows, Pirates of the Caribbean. AGH I hate this shit. Is he a smart producer? Yes. He knows what will make money but I hate everything he produces. What makes him useless? He probably doesn't even do his job of a producer. He probably just funds the movies and makes a large profit off of it. I doubt he uses any creative elements in the decision of the works he produces.



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just want to say i do think Megan Fox is hot but i agree shes not the hottest and no where near and i also agree that she cant act maybe she should do porn were in the acting parts of the movie it doesnt matter if you suck aslong as you can suck but thats just my opinion also if youve watched Jennifer's Body it kinda makes it look like shed be a good pornstar

good list so far
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A HA! Kinda forgot about this/been busy with other shit. This is my post dedicated to the popular writers who piss me off to a large degree because of the fanboys who blindly defend them.


Sarah Pal...I mean Tina Fey
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She pretty much killed SNL. I hate 30 Rock. For a nerdy writer of unfunny proportions, she's mildly attractive. I'll give her that. I'll also give her the fact that she was born to look exactly like current MIL..I mean Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Her fans are stupid. YA! Take that fans! Anyway, she bugs me overall.

Stupid Sil..I mean Sarah Silverman
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I guess she's a writer. If you can call it that. Ever seen that movie Funny People? She had a cameo in it. Worst 20 seconds of that movie. For a nerdy writer of unfunny proportions, she's mildly attractive. I'll give her that. Actually, no she's not really nerdy. She's just very... agh! Can't find the right word for it. Also her telling of the Aristocrats joke is the least funniest I have seen. Jimmie Kimmel's "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck" is superior to "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" Also Matt Damon was the best part of her video. Ya.

Joss "I like hot underage asskicking girls" Whedon
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I used to think Joss Whedon wasn't bad. I mean after all he co-wrote Toy Story. Toy Story for fucks sake! TOY STORY! Well then I heard a rant by a great man named Yahtzee. He runs a video game review show called Zero Punctuation. When searching for youtube vids of him I found "Yahtzee hates Joss Whedon" I clicked it and was astounded by how awesome he summed everything up. The roles Joss writes are all similar! All bad asses or ditzes or teenage girls who kick ass. Buffy, Firefly, Angel, his new show Dollhouse. All of them! Except Toy Story, then again imagine if he fully wrote Toy Story. Bo Peep would have a gun and would wear a leather clad outfit as she beats the fuck out of that asshole neighbor kid.



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i kinda would what to see bo peep all dressed in leather and kicking ass that be so out of oridinary

and i got no complaints about what u said about tina fey or sarah silverman
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Sarah Silverman can die. Her show isn't funny, her stand up isn't funny, stop doing things. Your best moment was your role in School Of Rock, where you played a bitch. Die.


As for Tina Fey, I only very recently tuned into 30 Rock. It was a show I've meant to get into, cause I've heard it's very good. It's very... not. I was expecting hoping for a show that was just similar to Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. Why does 30 Rock exist and that doesn't? Both similar concepts, no? Though one done with Chandler, the other just plain unfunny shit. (Yes, viewers and ratings are the reason, but so what... I stand by my opinion.)


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Sarah Silverman can die. Her show isn't funny, her stand up isn't funny, stop doing things. Your best moment was your role in School Of Rock, where you played a bitch. Die.
She was also on Seinfeld as Kramer's girlfriend. Both roles are forgettable and fit her unfunniness perfectly.



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THE FINAL FOUR!

Vin Diesel
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This guy is such a shitty actor. The main problem is the movie's that he is in suck. Like really badly. Well the Riddick series is ok, but Fast and the Furious, Fast and Furious, The Pacifier, all suck. I used to think he had some sort of potential to be a good action star, but then xXx sucked ass. I am disappoint.


Milla Jovovich
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Ok, I actually like her. Like, a lot. I think she has the ability to look like a different character in any movie, not to bad of an actress and is pretty hot. That being said, she just doesn't work on any good movies. Compare her to another actress like Cate Blanchett. Blanchett is a better actress, but is similar to Jovovich. She can take on a large set of versatile roles. I think if Milla was to move away from the action movies she can also be an accomplished actress. Like she was awesome in Fifth Element, then it went downhill. I am disappoint.


Zooey Deschanel
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Alright, she is quite cute. Ya, I know. Something about her just bugs me. It's her general attitude. She's a hipster. At least I think she is. With her roles in 500 Days of Summer and Gigantic, she is the image of why I hate indy kids or hipster kids or whatever the fuck she is. I already did my rant on indy kids on the Diablo Cody entry, but they are worth a second entry of rage. They need to just stfu and gtfo so I can be :). Ya dig? If that's what you fucking indy kids say. You fucking twats.

Jason Statham
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Well, I guess for an action movie actor he's not bad. BUT WAIT! Sylvester Stallone is an action star and has been nominated for best actor. Well that's just one actor. But wait! Mickey Rourke was nominated for best actor. You see what I am trying to say? Good action stars are good for a reason. They are good actors. Even Big Arnold does a great job when he portrays the Terminators. Bruce Willis is a good actor as well. Now Statham has been in some shitty movies, but he has been in some (two) good ones. Jason you better do a good job in Expendables. So far from the trailer you look like the weakest one in terms of acting. I swear if you mess that up for Jet Li and Sly, oh, oh, oh man, oh boy, oh fuck man....I dunno what would happen, Statham could probably kick my ass easily. Well Jason, now I might be weak but one day I shall be strong but you will always be that crappy actor from War.



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damn....I have so much unagreements....I tried searching for the unpopular opinions topic but it suddenly dissapeared.
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