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| malaphesto | Jun 7 2006, 11:35 PM Post #1 |
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Gay spam person
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what the fuck is it? |
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| duel | Jun 8 2006, 03:52 AM Post #2 |
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The best thing since Sliced Bread #2
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You know its your baby mala It fried itself playing with fire, now its ashes
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| MDM | Jun 8 2006, 06:40 AM Post #3 |
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If left blank, my default title currently would be: EWA Ring Crew
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It looks like a combination of an ant or coackroach and a moose. |
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| TKS | Jun 8 2006, 03:53 PM Post #4 |
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Write that down.
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yep. i'd say its definetly a moosantroach. |
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| malaphesto | Jun 8 2006, 07:02 PM Post #5 |
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Gay spam person
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step on it |
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| Robbi3 | Jun 8 2006, 07:08 PM Post #6 |
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..its to small to fuck on....
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| TKS | Jun 8 2006, 07:10 PM Post #7 |
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Write that down.
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robbie, youre getting worse at quoting people wrong. that one didnt even make sense. :o |
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| Robbi3 | Jun 8 2006, 07:39 PM Post #8 |
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why thank you...... |
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| Alex V.1 | Jun 8 2006, 07:51 PM Post #9 |
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CrW World Heavyweight Champion
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HAHAHAHAHA robbie im glad u r the devil i worsup |
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| TKS | Jun 8 2006, 07:53 PM Post #10 |
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*just leaves scratching my head* yeah robbie will most likely edit "head" to "dick" or make some remark about a blowjob refered to as "head". |
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| Alex V.1 | Jun 8 2006, 07:54 PM Post #11 |
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CrW World Heavyweight Champion
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that makes sense and probly true |
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| Robbi3 | Jun 8 2006, 08:50 PM Post #12 |
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In heterosexual relationships, oral sex can be a method of contraception (birth control) since pregnancy is impossible unless semen enters the vagina. Many heterosexuals choose oral or anal sex as an alternative to intercourse for this reason (although anal sex does not necessarily prevent semen from entering the vagina[citation needed]). It is important to note that these activities are not effective methods of preventing sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). A report issued in September 2005 by the National Center for Health Statistics was the basis of an article in the September 26, 2005 issue of Time magazine. The report comes from the results of a computer-administered survey of over 12,000 Americans between the ages of 15 and 44, and states that over half the teenagers questioned have had oral sex. While some headlines have interpreted this as evidence that oral sex among teens is "on the rise", it should be noted that this was the first comprehensive study of its kind to examine the matter.[1] Among dedicated virgins, oral sex is also common, as to many it is perceived as not counting as full sex, and thus engaging in the practice does not entail the loss of virginity. [edit] Techniques [edit] Fellatio Fellatio describes the oral stimulation of the penis. A common technique of fellatio is to take the glans of the erect penis in the mouth while rhythmically caressing the rest of the penis with the hands; the testes and the shaft of the penis can also be licked with the tongue. Suction is often used to increase the pressure and friction exerted on the penis. Fellatio with mouth stimulation of the glans and manual stimulation of the rest of the penis.Depending on the preference of the participants, this stimulation may produce an orgasm and ejaculation of semen. If the semen is accepted into the mouth it may or may not be swallowed (hence the slang phrase, spit or swallow). It should be noted that sexual arousal of the penis will often produce a small quantity of pre-ejaculatory fluid from the urethra at the tip of the penis prior to ejaculation. This fluid is produced by the Cowper's glands and is not semen (and has been demonstrated to contain far lower quantities of sperm than true semen). Its purpose is to cleanse the urethra and make the conditions of the urethra more suitable for ejaculation because the alkaline secretion will neutralise the acidic residual urine that might be still in the urethra and prepare it for the ejaculation of semen that may soon follow, as well as to provide lubrication for the foreskin and glans during foreplay and intercourse. While the use of the mouth to stimulate the penis, especially the glans, is a central feature of fellatio, often the partner simultaneously stimulates the shaft of the penis with his/her hand to provide the man with the feeling of the penis being enclosed. Some authorities (such as Franklin, The Ultimate Kiss, p. 62) recommend this as the preferred and most satisfying method of providing oral sex to a man. Another very efficient technique is to have the penis's head go in and out of the mouth very quickly (without going down to the shaft). This gives the receiver extreme stimulation and can lead to ejaculation in less than a minute. Some males regard the reception of oral sex as an ego boost, believing that such an act is a form of dominance over their sexual partner. Also, for some males, when their partner swallows their ejaculate, it sends a subconscious message that their partner accepts them. [citation needed] However, if the partner is unwilling to swallow or allow the semen (stay) into their mouth (or spit it back out), a common variant consists of the fellatee ejaculating over the fellator's face or neck (Often called a pearl necklace) or chest (This is often called "cum on body," "cum on boobs" (COB) hence the shortcut "BBBJCOB," bare back blow job cum on body). One form of fellatio is known as deep throating, after the 1972 pornographic film Deep Throat. This technique involves repressing the gag reflex and taking the entire erect penis in the mouth, the shaft bending slightly to allow the head of the penis to slide partially down the throat of the fellator/fellatrix. The common slang term blow-job is a misnomer, as blowing is not normally part of fellatio. In fact, blowing air into a partner's penis is an unhealthy practice. It is most commonly thought to be a facetious use of "blow" as the opposite of "suck". It has been suggested to be a corruption of "below-job", allegedly an old Victorian slang term that was commonly used to describe the act. However, there is a third school of thought that believes the word "blow" in "blow-job" indicates the climax of the penis (compare to blowing of a volcano). The phrase "blow-job" originated in the 1940's.-Source [edit] Cunnilingus Cunnilingus. Cunninlingus portrayed at Pompeii.Cunnilingus is the act of using the mouth and tongue to stimulate the female genitals, especially the clitoris. The term comes from an alternative Latin word for the vulva (cunnus) and from the Latin word for licking (lingere). 70% of women have reported never or seldom achieving orgasm during intercourse[1], and cunnilingus may be a way for women to achieve orgasm with a partner.[citation needed] As in all human sexual behaviour, the variety of techniques in cunnilingus and individual responses to them are almost endless.[citation needed] As always, communication, experimentation and practice are the best way to learn how to please a particular partner.[citation needed] The clitoris is the most sensitive part for almost all women, but may be too sensitive to stimulate directly at times, especially in early stages of arousal, and it is often best to begin with more gentle and less focused stimulation of the labia and the whole genital area. Tongue tip, blade or underside can be used, as can the nose, lips and teeth (with caution). Movements can be slow or fast, regular or erratic, firm or soft, as the moment requires. The tongue can be inserted into the vagina, either stiffened or moving. Humming to cause vibration while performing cunnilingus is often considered to be especially arousing, with certain pitches, rhythms or tunes thought to be particularly effective by different people. Cunnilingus is easily accompanied by the insertion of finger A popular slang term for cunnilingus is "eating out," which is a misnomer because nothing is "consumed," except perhaps bodily fluids if protection is not used. Cunnilingus can also be refered as a "Poon-job," a slang term and a cunnilingus variant of "blow-job" (see the section of Fellatio above), where "poon" is short for punani. Additionally, in homosexual culture a common slang term used is "giving lip" or "lip service." [edit] Taboo Oral sex had been considered to be a taboo or at least frowned upon in many cultures and parts of the world (see e.g. this source). Reasons mentioned are that this sexual act does not lead to procreation, or that is a humiliating and/or unclean practice (an opinion that is, at least in some cases, connected with the symbolics attached to different parts of the body). This has been more or less the case in Christian and Sub-Saharan African cultures, in Ancient Rome, and Ancient India. Similar lines of reasoning have been espoused by only a fraction of the modern religious authorities in Islamic cultures. In pre-Christian Ancient Rome, sexual acts were generally seen through the prism of submission and control. This is apparent in the two Latin words for the act: irrumare (to penetrate orally), and fellare (to be penetrated orally). Under this system, it was considered to be abhorrent for a male to perform fellatio or cunnilingus, since that would mean that he was penetrated (controlled), whereas receiving fellatio from a woman or another man of lower social status (such as a slave or debtor) was not humiliating. (On the contrary, in Greece, there was a tendency to see the person "performing" oral sex as active and the "receiving" party as passive. [citation needed]) The Romans regarded oral sex as being far more shameful than, for example, anal sex — known practitioners were supposed to have foul breath and were often unwelcome as guests at a dinner table [2]. The practice was taboo for public health reasons, as well. In Rome, the genitals were considered to be unclean. Oral sex was thought to make the mouth dirty, and (ultimately) to present a public health risk. Interestingly, the practice of fellatio was said to have been introduced by the women of Lesbos, who used to whiten their lips as though with semen. The Ancient Indian Kama Sutra, dating from the first centuries CE, does describe oral sex [3], discussing fellatio in great detail and only briefly mentioning cunnilingus. However, according to the Kama Sutra, fellatio is above all a characteristic of eunuchs, who use their mouths as a substitute for female genitalia. The author states that it is also practiced by "unchaste women", but mentions widespread traditional concerns about this being a degrading or unclean practice, with known practitioners being evaded as love partners in large parts of the country. He seems to agree with these attitudes to some extent, claiming that "a wise man" should not engage in that form of intercourse, while acknowledging that it can be appropriate in some (unspecified) cases. In Islamic literature, the only two forms of sex that are explicitly prohibited between married couples are anal sex and sex during menstrual cycles ([4]). Still, the exact attitude towards oral sex is a subject of disagreements between modern scholars of Islam. In Islamic terminology, the practice hasn't been described as haram (forbidden), but some have claimed that it is makruh (undesirable). The authorities that consider it objectionable do so because of the contact between the supposedly impure fluids, emitted during intercourse, and the mouth ([5]),([6]). Others emphasize that there is no decisive evidence to forbid it ([7]). A common misperception is that oral sex is still nominally illegal in some states in the U.S. However, in the U.S. Supreme Court case Lawrence v. Texas (2003) Justice Anthony Kennedy writing for the majority struck down all anti-sodomy laws in the United States, declaring that such laws violated the liberty phrase of the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution. Most anti-oral sex laws had not been enforced prior to this overturning. (disputed — see talk page) [edit] Terminology and slang There are many words describing oral sex, including euphemisms and slang. Like all aspects of sexuality, there exist a very large number of variations on a theme, and no attempt will be made here to represent them all. The word fellatio comes from the Latin term fellare which means "to suck". A common slang term for giving oral sex to either a man or woman is "giving head", from the term "head job" (in contrast to "hand job" - manual stimulation). The use of the term "blowjob" in a sexual context was first recorded in 1961; as recently as 1953 it meant "type of airplane". Its sexual context might have derived from there. According to another view, the term "blowjob" stems from the Victorian era[citation needed]. Prostitutes were often referred to as "blowsy", as "blow" was slang for ejaculation. "Blowjob" describes the man's experience. Another explanation is that "blow" is a contraction of "below" as the act was originally known by Prostitutes as a "below job".[citation needed] Another explanation is that "blow" was slang for fast; as the prostitutes didn't have to undress to perform one, it was referred to as a blowjob.[citation needed] The pun "cunning linguist" is a play on "cunnilingus". In its whole form, the pun is often used with a second sexual pun in the following sentence: "You may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debator!". The second sexual pun being "master debator", a play on "masturbator". These puns can be found in the popular film Austin Powers and the musical Cabaret. |
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| malaphesto | Jun 8 2006, 11:55 PM Post #13 |
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i'm naming it duel :) |
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| Robbi3 | Jun 9 2006, 12:12 AM Post #14 |
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| Robbi3 | Jun 9 2006, 01:43 AM Post #15 |
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