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Ways to Annoy Eragon.
Topic Started: Aug 30 2006, 05:54 PM (718 Views)
Mean Pinky
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Think of ways to annoy Eragon! Ok I'll start:

#1 Paint Saphira ruby red like Thorn and write "Murtagh was here" all over his stuff with a pernament marker...
#2 (From Knox's Hotdog Job Part 1) Sing: Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, macaroni put the cheese in the middle and what do you get? 24/7...
#3 Steal Saphira leaving a note for Eragon: "I have stolen your dragon give me one million crowns if you ever want to see here again, if you don't send it to me in the next 3 days I will kill Saphira" with the return address of King Galbaltorix.
#4 When Eragon is sleeping shave his head!
#5 Replace Saphira with a moose.
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I'MNOTCRAZY
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funny, but it belongs in the chat section. *moved*
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Mean Pinky
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Sorry about putting this in the wrong forum. Anyway...
-Say: "We are the Knights who say Ni" to him all day.
-During every meal say: "use the spoon Eragon, use the spoon" in a ghostly Obi-Wan voice...
-Every time you see him keep triping him and say "whoops" and walk off like nothing happened.
-Hypnotize Eragon tell him: you are very annoyed, you are very annoyed...
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I'MNOTCRAZY
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that's hilarious!

i've got one: Pants him in front of Arya.
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Mean Pinky
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-Make a new Jedi order, using the ways of the spoon, take Zar'roc away from Eragon and give him a lightsaber handle when you activate it a spoonsaber comes out.
-Brag about how the ways of the spoon are better than magic.
-Dig under the Meona tree with a spoon then replace the weopon with a fork (why fork you ask? because Eragon ain't good enough for a spoon.)
-Glue Galbaltorix and Murtagh to Eragon's back.
-Glue Eragon to the ground with magic proof, undistructible super glue.

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I'MNOTCRAZY
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LMAO. how was mine?
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Mean Pinky
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It was pretty good.
I'm going to make a Spoon Republic, the purpose of it is to annoy Eragon.
-Show Eragon your voodoo doll of him and poke the doll with a needle everytime you see him.
-Mimic everything he says in a sarcastic voise.
-Send a Moose Army after Eragon untill he admits hes annoyed, and is a reflection of Morzan.
-If Eragon doesn't join the Spoon Republic then make him do 100 years of hard labor in old pudding.
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I'MNOTCRAZY
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throw cantaloupes at Eragon's head.
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Mean Pinky
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-Steal Saphira and replace her with a blue dragon balloon, Eragon will never know the difference.
-Turn Eragon into a toad and show him to Angela.
-Hypnotize him so he wants to wear a tutu, take pictures when he snaps out of it show him the pictures.
-Glue a duck to his head.
-Use the ways of the Spoon to turn Eragon into a Spoon servent of the Spoon Republic.
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I'MNOTCRAZY
Aug 30 2006, 11:55 PM
funny, but it belongs in the chat section. *moved*

I think this would be better in the "forum games" area. *MOVED*
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Mean Pinky
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Wow this topic has been moved twice...
-Annoy Eragon to death, that'll annoy him. :P
-Show him the ways of the computer make him an E-mail address and and send him loads of spam everyday.
-Give Eragon a grenade, tell him to use it when he need it most, put glue on it when he isn't looking, then put it back in in bag, when he need it most it'll be stuck to his hand and... o well bye Eragon... :ph43r:
-Tell Eragon: "I want to grow up to be just like you. You are Murtagh, right?"
-When Eragon goes to Farthen Dur and get Saphira to fix the sapphire star make Eragon trip on it after Saphira fixes it.
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Lady Phoenix
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Annoy Eragon, that's easy; have Ayra kiss Roran and let Eragon see them embraced in a passionate kiss. I bet thaT WOULD really ANNOY HIM.
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Hadarac
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ya,

-ask him the question "where do babys come from" until he cracks and tells you then say "What you expect me to belive that?"
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I'MNOTCRAZY
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cast a spell on him that makes him blurt out everything he's thinking when he is talking to Arya. Now THAT would be hilarious! I wonder what he would say... lol. probably something that would get him slapped!
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Lady Phoenix
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Have Murtagh ride Saphira, as the storyline ended in Eldest. That would really tick him off!
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