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Funniest things you have seen in an AF game; quotes,actions,disscusions...
Topic Started: Jun 19 2007, 09:16 PM (712 Views)
IZnogoud
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The grand vesir
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Althou there aren't much AF games in europe(free server),i think there are more in other servers.From the ones i have seen,there have been many funny things,all from Scar imba against Sango,to lvl1 ganking rena/sachiel.Write yours here too B)

Here's my share:

I've played 2 games a couple of days ago,the first one wasnt important,but I will mention it because there was a scar that totaly sucked,he was lvl 16 when the rest of use were 30+
In the second one,i had scar,and the opponents had sesshomaru,gaara(who quited right after the beggining),aoshi and a couple of other good heros.As an experienced AF gamer(compared to the rest players),i knew that scar has no attribute based skill,so i only bought hp tomes and eventualy,agi to make some dmg
So,i was owning sesshomaru,and the disscusion starts:
Host:Scar is ilbalanced
Me:heh
Host:Whats so funny?
Me:First of all,it is imbalanced,and second,remember the weak scar the game before?
Host:He was unbalanced too
Me:Yeah,thats why i killed him with no spells and no hp loss.
Host:liar
Friend:Lol,stop quareling host,it is so emo.
Host:yeah,and you are banned
Friend:You think i care?
Host:(angered)YOU FNICK I CARE IF U KARE
Friend:ok,that was ret***ed
Host:I will never host this map again,it is so disbalanced.
Host leaves...

Another is when everyone in a game went walking straight to the money in the maze,not paying attention to the guards and the black parts,and when they died,they were calling me a kill stealer for killing them in the maze. :rolleyes:

Ordinary game.Someone picks D.I thought he was pro,for he is a very hard hero to play.
After some time passed,I saw my pal attacking D,but he had no mana,and D had temptation on,I thought my pal was a gonner,so i went to help with Legato(my favorite hero).Suddenly D stopped doing nothing but standing still.He was using his ult.My pal ran away,and i finished him off as he couldnt catch up with me.
D:My ulti is useless,im dead when i am 40% of my hp.
Later that game,i continued owning everyone exept sesshomaru,who was the biggest treat,althou i escaped a lot of times.Suddenly:
D:This hero sucks...
Me:Then why did you pick him?
D:Imba heal.
Me:But the rest of the skills suck right?
D:No they dont,an ordinary nuke dealing decent dmg,an AOE lifesteal,DMG return and a good buff ult.Actualy,this hero rox.
Then he runs into the whole team,i stun,pain and the rest finish him off.
D leaves...
Thats all the stuff that hasnt happened to me too often,and I think that the "every hero is imba" sentence,boss raiding at lvl1,going for maze and dieing all the time,starting off with int/str/agi tomes etc. things are pretty common,so there isnt a need for them to be mentioned.
If you have something funny to say,post it here,as i think a lot of ppl can use some jokes :)
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Kiri_No_Haku
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O...k...... well there was I time I owned Xialinriku and he voted to kick me. And also the time that people wouldnt stop trying to get into the bank and I just kept nuking them from the outside which was funny because I'd screw them up each time....well until they ganked me.
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S.cloud
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Leader of Clan WDS
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and you got kicked wich ment that you went FAR over the edge. as i recall you were the host wich ment you used your powers to push them in your favor.

any way my recent event is when...well read on :lol: during this game im cloud.

brown:ed's rigged
red:not as rigged as grave
brown:so? you got two elrics
red: so you got 2 graves and sanosuke you should be kickin our a*ses.
brown: well the ther grave is a noob
red: dude your whole *ing team is a noob
*sanosuke betrays the east team*
brown: omg you guys got sanosuke now we lost he can beat shi*t out of us!
me: brown stfu i can kill sanosuke easy.
brown: do it
*kills sanosuke*
brown: well your cloud
me: dude cloud is one of the most unused characters in anime fight
brown: well im leaving
me: ok......go ahead...no ones gonna miss ya.
brown: well your a noob
me: dude im not the one *in.
brown: nooooooobbbbb
me: i tought you were gonna leave.
brown: ya...
me: well go on get out.
brown: no
me: then stfu
*brown leaves*
me: thank god hes gone.
every one elese: AYE!


a torrent of insults are directed torwards brown but i cant get em down :P
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WhitePhoenix
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Host: Ok who do you guys want banned?
Newb #1: Ban Gaara
Newb #2: Ban Jing!!
Myself: Well if your gonna ban gaara, go ahead and ban kurama
Newb #1: omg no kurama isn't riged
Myself: Ozmg, ban Vampire D!!!
Host: Why?
Myself: So i don't have to pray i don't get him when i random.

Btw, anyone who abuses votekick is a newb.
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Kiri_No_Haku
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Xialin, dude you were just made cause I was kick * and I didn't use my host powers to make anything in my favor. You were just pissed cause I was better tha you at something so you told everyone to gank me and half the time they would actually kill me and then when I still was ahead you told everyone to kick me.

Also a funny thing happened today. Our host was so noob that he didnt ban Kurama and I kicked * with Kakashi even though the enemy had dante and vergil together.
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<span style=Therren Cragan</span></span>
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This one's pretty good, a pubby -AR I played once. Started out as a pretty standard -AR cept for the fact that for some reason the host silenced everyone. Originally I had Spike so I started owning with Grenades and 540. After the game started getting into a good flow though, the host just kinda freaked for some reason, yelling that everyone on my team was a bunch of ni**ers and tried to ban most of us even though the game was pretty even and he redid the -AR twice. Well eventually people got pissed and left, and thankfully the host left too so my only remaining teammate took control and unsilenced the rest of us (2v2 at this point).

Now this is where things got really funny. It was a completely even match, all of us were lv. 1 with nothing in our inventories and the basic starting gold since the host reset the -AR twice. I ended up with Howl and my teammate had Dark Riku. The other team had Knives and Dante. So at first it was a pretty even fight, both teams getting some kills and not really going anywhere until my partner and I started getting some cash and began using the advanced tomes. Then the crying started.
I don't remember it word for word, but what happened was I killed him using Howl's Banish and his lightning spell and here's the basic idea of what he said.
Knives: Omg this is BS
Me: What? I killed you, big deal
Knives: You only killed me cuz of lag!
Dark Riku: Dude, what are you talking about? There's absolutely no lag.
Knives: Yes there is you noobs!
Me: Yeah, sure. Considering I'm on the west coast playing on East and I have no lag I'm inclined to say there's no lag.
Knives: OMG you noobs you're only killing me cuz of lag!
Dark Riku: Dude there isn't any lag!
Knives: I'll prove it then!
(Knives tries to kill DR, who is the stronger of the two of us at this point and dies)
Knives: Godd@mn lag! It delayed my gun!
Dark Riku: Excuses man
Knives: IT'S NOT A F*CKING EXCUSE YOU F*CKING NOOBS!
Me: Yes it is. You and your teammate killed me a total of 7 times and you don't hear me *ing about lag and calling you a noob for it. There is no lag, the only reason you're dying is because we're doing better then you.
Knives: STFU noob
(at this point I ended up killing Knives and winning the match)
I can not tell, is it just me or do we all look just like
Adolph fucking Hitler with this swoopy emo-boy dreamy haircut dangling in our faces, making us all indescribably indistinguishable from each other; or maybe I'm just another megalomaniac?
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Blue.Bear
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Honeslty, a lot of these are just noobs b****ing. Some are kind of funny, especially WP's.

El Oh El?
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You Stole My ID
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yea. *loads of noobs out there, especially nooby hosts. We were playing 4v4 -ar and zero(my team) was pwning their asses. Then the host got pissed. He vote kicked 1 of his team mates(seph), forced zero to betray and betray toggled so zero couldnt change team. And Zero got vote kicked and we were like WTF NUB HOST. Host said that it was even now and only because he kicked seph. Then i had cloud and was saving for the 5k str pyramid tome and after i bought it i started to pwn their asses with omnislash. Then before a duel i omnislashed and he bankai-ed each other. During the elimination duel we just stood there as he had no mana and i just, well, waited for omnislash to cooldown. And i pwnd his * with omnislash and he was "WTF HE OMNISLASHED B4 DUEL I SAW IT OMG CHEATER" and silenced me l0l nooby hosts who abuse their power...
Gotta catch 'em all
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Insane)Heat
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First let me start by saying that WP's story is the funniest.

I have to say WP I agree completely with you.. why doesn't the host just ban Meiyer, Shishio, Sephiroth, and 2 of the other sub par characters every game. Cause frankly their isn't imba heroes

There are only a few *ty heroes that need to be buffed.. then af will be fine.

As for a story lets see.. well. I dunno if it's funny but I played a game yesterday in which someone preceded to tell me they were spathis.. dunno if it's true or not.. so I'll just let spathis awnser to it or not.
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Kiri_No_Haku
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WP your game reminds me of a funny AW game I played but its an AF section. Unless ya'll will let me post it?
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WhitePhoenix
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Well... I'm happy so many of you liked it, lol.. I don't have much else to say B)
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EileenK
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My funniest one was when someone said that Ichigo was rigged and should have been banned from the start.
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<span style=chopsumbong</span></span>
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formerly comp(noob)

Please do not necropost.
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[11:36:59 PM] <Blue.Bear sucks comp's dick hard>
[11:37:02 PM] <Blue.Bear keeps sucking>
[11:41:07 PM] <Blue.Bear sucks more>
[11:41:25 PM] <Blue.Bear sucks until comp gets to climax>
[11:41:29 PM] <comp(noob) sprays ranch dressing everywhere>

Eliwood, May 20 2008
4:23 PM
comp/nate is a sexy azn beast...and cl is a fugly canadian monkey

S.Cloud,May 30 2008
09:43 AM
You wanna fight Comp? Take it to battle.net.


EPIC LULZ S.CLOUD!! EPIC LULZ!!
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